Welcome to Stories for Ellie.

I'm an English teacher. I read children's books before my daughter reads them to make sure they are kosher. These are my honest, unfiltered reviews.

Michelle Clark

Feb 15, 20211 min

Love You Forever by Robert Munsch

This book is all about a mom who continues to sneak into her son’s bedroom when he's sleeping, pick him up while he's asleep, and rock...

Michelle Clark

Feb 13, 20211 min

Baby University Set by Chris Ferrie

This set includes Quantum Physics for babies, General Relativity for babies, Newtonian Physics for babies, and Rocket Science for babies....

Michelle Clark

Feb 13, 20211 min

Pat the Bunny by Dorothy Kunhardt

This book is all about how Paul and Judy do things and you can do them too and it's fucking terrifying. Like out of The Shining. And I'm...

Michelle Clark

Feb 13, 20211 min

If You Give a Mouse a Cookie by Laura Numeroff

This book is all about how a mouse will continue to ask for more and more from you if you simply give him a cookie. I think it was...

Michelle Clark

Feb 5, 20211 min

Knuffle Bunny by Mo Willems

This book is all about a child who goes to the laundromat with her dad and leaves her beloved stuffed animal bunny there. Half way home,...

Michelle Clark

Feb 5, 20211 min

Joseph Had a Little Overcoat by Simms Taback

This book is about a Jewish man who starts with an overcoat and it gets worn down so he cuts it and turns it into a vest. Then, the vest...

Michelle Clark

Feb 5, 20211 min

On the Night You Were Born by Nancy Tillman

This book is all about how the entire world, animals, plants, celestial, etc. celebrated when the baby was born. I am afraid it will...

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